22-Year Old Boy Chops Off His Pen1s After Been Jilted By His Girlfriend

A Jilted, 22-year-old lover boy chopped off his own peen
after he was dumped by his girlfriend.
Report has it that Mr Oliver Ilic was told by his girlfriend
that he was no good in bed so he felt depressed and
mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.
Ilic called emergency services when he could not stop the
bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east
Macedonian town of Kocani.
Speaking to the doctors the man lamented that the size of
his peen was rather small that was the reason why his
girlfriend was no use to him.
The state police later searched his house and discovered
the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a
single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in
the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his peen but he
was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was
reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.
However they said it was still too early to know if the
operation would be a success and if it would ever
function properly again.

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