Ever been walking down the street minding
your business, and heard the sounds of a
man's chapped lips coming together to get
your attention? If you have, you probably
know how annoying and degrading that
sound of a man sucking in air is in your ear. If
a man can't open his mouth and use syllables
and words, he's definitely not serious, nor
worth stopping for. Keep those feet shuffling
and play as crazy as possible.
The Guy Who Wants to Be Your "Friend"
So Bad
It's one thing to pursue a person not knowing
up front what their relationship status is, but
once you know, any person should be mature
enough to know when to step off if that
individual has got a significant other. Even if
they're lying about it to be left alone. There's
nothing worse than telling a guy you have a
boyfriend, hoping his pursuit of you will stop,
only to have him bog you down with lines
about how you should take his number so
you can call him about, and I quote: "Things
you can't talk to your man about." What?
That thirsty-ness to get in a woman's life by
any means necessary is not a good look. Tell
him thanks, but no thanks.
The Scratcher
This is just common sense, but you should
run in the opposite direction from ANYONE
who scratches themselves too much,
especially a guy. Scratching your head a lot
or your arms is one thing, but we all know
what area they're looking to find relief in, and
that's not Hot to see. Not only is a man
scratching himself down there in public
unsanitary, it implies many things: he's dirty,
he's got an STD, or he just really has no
home training. Just as a man wouldn't want
to see a woman relieve her lower regions in
public and then try to be all up on him, we're
not trying to have the same happen to us.
The Non-Helpful Mug
A non-chivalrous guy is not attractive. I've
said this before, and I'll say it again. But a
guy that wouldn't even hold the door open
for you doesn't get the right to wait for you
to struggle through the same door and then
try to "holla" at you. If a guy can't show
common courtesy, or as I've heard, he
doesn't feel you "deserved" to have the door
opened or held for you, he doesn't deserve
the time of day either.
The Late Night Body Snatcher
You know the one. You'll be walking down the
street on your way back to your apartment,
only to have a guy come out of the wall (not
literally) on some The Wiz type stuff trying to
talk to you. Never mind the fact that he really
can't see you what you look like. So if he's
asking for your number after two seconds of
talking to you–which, may I add, consisted of
"How you doing?" and "I want to get to know
you better"–chances are, if you were to give
it, you'd only hear from him real late at night
(booty call characteristics) and you will
probably hear from him within minutes of
your first meeting. Run.
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